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Since I believe PMS POlly is the most popular column on this site, (I thought of a new Poll!) I am putting up an archive for it as well as the Dan Man's column ok? See yer later. Byers.
~*Angela*~
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Dear PMS Polly, I just found out my boyfriend cheated on me again. I gave him an ultimatum last time but he did not listen. My friends say I should leave him because he has hurt me so much. I still love him a lot. What should I do?
~*Unsure*~
Dear Unsure,
My goodness! Your stupidity astounds me! He obviously doesn’t love you because he continually cheats on you. You should have gotten the hint he did not love you when he cheated on you in the first place. Get a brain or better yet jump off a cliff and rid us of your stupidity.
~*PMS Polly*~
Dear PMS Polly,
I am so sick of you insulting people. People write to you asking for help but you sit there and make belittle them. Why don’t you show some compassion to people? Go take a Midol and rid you from us.
~*Anonymous in Anywhere*~
Dear Anonymous,
Why oh why am I responding to this? I don’t know why people write here. They have no life and come to me because they cannot handle their various problems on love and life. It actually is quite surprising people come to me for love advice because I have never dated. As to why I belittle people. I only belittle people because they are too stupid to use common sense. Contrary to what some people believe, common sense is a GOOD thing. By the way, I have taken Midol and it works wonders. Go jump off a cliff.
~*PMS Polly*~
Dear PMS Polly,
My best friend has had a really heard time with her family lately. Her brother ran away on Monday. Later that week, “John” (her brother) was sad so I asked what was wrong. His best friend “Colin” said that it was none of my business so I felt like a fool. Later I found out that Colin told his best friend and my sister about the whole John running away thing. I am really upset. Should I be? What should I do?
~*Mad in Wolcott*~
Dear Mad,
I really feel bad for you. This same thing just happened to me recently. What I suggest you do is talk to Colin and tell him why you are upset. I personally haven’t exactly done that yet. Do that AND tell off Colin. He was wrong. I know this is conflicting advice but it will work. Trust me. Tell Colin to jump off a cliff. You have every right to be upset.
~*PMS Polly*~
Dear PMS Polly, My mother drives me insane!! She insists I go everywhere with friends, I have to wear what she wants me to wear, I’m going crazy from my controlling mother. ~ Daughter, not Doll
Dear Daughter,
Obviously your pathetic mother is trying to relive her glorious (or not) high school days through you and you need to tell her to stop controlling you. ~PMS Polly
Dear PMS Polly,
My friends are constantly mooching money or clothes off of me and I’m getting really sick of them using me. I like them as friends, but I’m not a bank! How should I let them know that I can’t provide them forever? ~A friend not a bank
Dear not a bank,
Your friends are pathetic – but not as pathetic as you are! You should have seen from the start that they are using you, not just going along with their manipulative little games. If those are the best friends you can get, you need to jump off a cliff pronto. ~PMS Polly
Dear PMS Polly,
My boyfriend recently cheated on me with my best friend and they told me that they regret it, and I decided to stay with him. Now wherever I go somewhere with my boyfriend, he can’t stop talking about my best friend and vice versa. When they’re in the same room, you can actually feel the sexual tension! What should I do? ~Monkey in the Middle
Dear Monkey,
I can only say – jump off a cliff immediately! Your best friend AND your boyfriend betrayed you and now just want each other. Its best for you to get a new best friend and boyfriend and a whole other set of friends – heck, just move! ~PMS Polly
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OLD TEACHER ARCHIVE
(10/22/02) UPDATE!
Hey all. PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY! This is a really sad essay. Whoever wrote, I feel bad for you.
Invisible Teacher, You may wonder why I have chosen this way to communicate with you. People are thinking, Why on a website and not to whoevers face? Well, I will tell you why. I want people to know what kind of person you really are. You really must get some sick enjoyment out of embarrassing and disrespecting your students. You sit there and degrade every student (including myself) who disagrees with your views. You once told me that you are out of high school and don't act like a person who is in high school anymore. Well, you are a really big hypocrite. You screamed, pulled on, and threatened to fail a student. What were you thinking? Who is acting like they are in high school now? The most insulting and humiliating part of what you have done to me is when you told other students and faculty about my depression and thoughts on suicide. Then when I confronted you about it, you lie to me saying you never said that. What I told you was sacred. I believed only yourself and my family should know what I was thinking. You betrayed my trust. Yet, you still got some sick idea in your head to tell other faculty and students. I couldn't believe they said word for word what I told you. How would you feel if students and faculty came up to you and said that? Would you not also be upset invisible teacher? Then, you sit and think it is all right to deliberately go out of your way to sit and disrespect my artwork. When I asked you for help, you turn and ignore me saying my questions were stupid. Were you not the one who told me earlier that there is no such thing as a stupid question, that I could ask you anything? Then, you go out and help other students who asked the same question I did. Yet you did not insult them. I remember the day that you told me, I wish I never became your friend, taught you, or even met you. I admit I have done some really mean things to you and they were wrong and I regret saying them. Your actions however were not from the person I believed was helpful, gentle, and a person I felt was like my second sister. No, they were from an immature adult who thinks they can do whatever they want including insulting people and talking behind their backs. You abuse that power knowing you will get away with it because you are a teacher. People said we would never fight, scream, or get angry at each other because we had like the closet bonds any teacher and student could have. Well, they were wrong. So was I for believing I could trust you. Next time, I will not be suckered into your web of deceit.
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