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Angela the Great is no longer at NRW High School. So instead I'm is going to let you know a little bit about what's going on at our school from my perspective.
If you go to this school (since most of the people reading this site probably do) you've noticed that we are currently going to a maximum security prison. And believe it or not, I'm not talking about Ms. Compton's choir class. (ah the good old days...) I'm talking about the fact that almost every single bathroom in the school is locked. Not just some of the time either; they're locked almost 24/7. Does that stop people from smoking in the bathrooms? Of course not. I will give them a little credit and say the amount of smoking has greatly reduced sense every bathroom has become a level red terrorist area, but I can hardly even take a leak now! It used to be that every single time you walked by any of the bathrooms this year it smelled like smoke, now it's just most of the time. The only bathrooms that aren't heavily guarded are in the locker rooms, which are almost always locked. Even the staff bathrooms are locked! I mean, come on! Do you really think that kids are going to go into the staff bathroom to smoke?! Yeah, that's a good teacher-free zone there. But don't think that I'm just here to whine about it. I have a solution.
In honor of PMS Polly, I suggest that anyone caught smoking in the bathrooms should have to go jump off a cliff. It's simple, it's effective, there won't be any repeat offences and I'll once again be able to go to the bathroom anytime I want with adult supervision. Long live PMS Polly!
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