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The PMS Polly column.
~*Angela*~
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THE PMS POLLY COLUMN
First off, Kudos to my fellow columnist the Dan Man: "In honor of PMS Polly, I suggest that anyone caught smoking in the bathrooms should have to go jump off a cliff. It's simple, it's effective, there won't be any repeat offences and I'll once again be able to go to the bathroom anytime I want with adult supervision. Long live PMS Polly!"
Thank you Dan Man. Now on to the problems of the annoying people:
Dear PMS Polly,
What should I do?! My best friend keeps flirting with my boyfriend – and this isn’t the first time either!! Help!! I don’t know what to do??
- Troubled Teen
Troubled Teen,
OK, first relax on the punctuation. Second, clearly this chick isn’t your best friend if she flirts with your boyfriend and if your boyfriend flirts back he isn’t any good either. But I have the answer to your problems: shove them both off a cliff.
- PMS Polly
PMS Polly,
I really like this one guy and have known him for a long time but recently he cheated on his girlfriend and I don’t know if I can trust him now. Advice?
- Untrusting
Dear Untrusting,
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on you” *cough cough player cough* That’s all I have to say.
-PMS Polly
PMS Polly,
Are flirts different than sluts??
-Confused
Dear Confused,
Flirt: someone who likes the opposite sex and likes to be looked upon as a fox. Slut – someone who thinks they are a fox and is really just a hoochie who sleeps around. Since you are so stupid that you don't the difference, go jump off a cliff.
- PMS Polly
*Disclaimer* If you get offended by this, too bad! Go jump off a cliff! But before you do that, go get me some Midol! Stat!
Love always, PMS Polly
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